How would Sir like his steak?
First Time at a Steak House
If you need to know what to do, what to say, and where to go in the burgeoning steak joint scene then look no further. We persuaded Zeren Wilson, of trusted foodie blog Bitten and Written, to offer the following insights. (At steak knife point naturally.)
Holy cow!
Why all the beef?
Steak is the ultimate order for carnivorous foodies; it's big, bloody and fiendishly hard to get right yourself. But bluffers should not be daunted. We've enlisted the expertise of a butcher and a top London restaurant to help you find your way around not only the anatomy of the animal, but also the menu. Vegetarians look away now.
Nil Points?
Eurovision
On 18 May, get ready for your annual fix of insane dancing Serbians and unfair scoring – yes, it’s Eurovision time again! And this time you don’t have to go all the way to Azerbaijan with your hilarious ‘Nil points’ homemade banner.
The funniest things on Twitter
Recently on Twitter
Over the last few days the glitterati, the Twitterati and the, um, clitorati have monopolised our Twitter feeds (that's Lena Dunham, Stephen Fry and Cosmopolitan magazine of course). For these and more of the funniest tweets of late read on!

Yea or Nay?

Is Dan Brown a Terrible Writer?

Dan Brown's latest Robert Langdon novel, Inferno, is due to be published on 14 May. Everybody has an opinion on the polemic writer and so, as a bluffer, must you.

F Scott Fitz-who?

The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby might be back in the limelight this month, but it's been around an awful lot longer than you might think. Here's the back story to F Scott Fitzgerald's masterpiece, and the lines to drop to prove you know your Gatsby.

The future of phones

The iPhone 6?

Rumour has it Apple are preparing to release something special in the not too distant future. We don't know exactly when or what, but we've got the expert speculations that will convince people you and the late Steve Jobs were like that.

‘The Muscat family is as talented and versatile as the Osmonds, making an enormous variety of wines.’
‘All skiers, irrespective of their age, sex or ability, like to pretend that they are better skiers than they actually are.’
‘What the critics seem to have found offensive about Bond is exactly what the rest of us love about him.’
‘A man’s orgasm, on average, lasts for about 6 seconds. The longest woman’s orgasm ever recorded is one minute (something else women are better at).’
‘Downhill skiing is the most fun to watch, especially if you’re one of those people who slow down to get a closer view of a car crash.’
‘It has been said that the English, not being by nature a religious people, invented cricket to give them some idea of Eternity’

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